Don't try to fight it baby

That's my pillow!

"Like a sleepy golden storm!"

L. Cohen

Mrs. Fattybottom, Mrs. Featherbottom

clasps the air

...and do you bite its head off, spit it out, and throw it as a grenade?  No.  You set it free.

-Is this doing anything for you?

(Left) No?  You neither?

(Right)

-And I'm a relaxed guy, baby; I don't care about your shady past.  We can just wear each other out eight times every day and we won't have time to think about anything else.

I tell her, I believe when a Man sees love ahead--let's pretend that love is a small bird--when you see a bird you catch it (clasps the air), not say you'll do it later.  And do you eat the bird?  No, you set it free.

I offered to pay her parents.

I offered to take over her lease payments.

I offered to buy her little brother a baseball glove.

She said she hated her little brother

and walked out the door, and out of my life.

...I mean, I gave her three sexy stares, one using both eyebrows.  

-she asked me if i needed toilet paper

-she asked me if i was having a mild stroke

-she asked me if i was sucking on a lemon

- Here's my card.  You look like you might need it.
-Thank you for the consideration.
-It would be my honor to always be considerate of you.
-You find this works much?
-You're the only one, I swear!

- EatKhash, Professional Lover?

-You'll be the only one...Hey!  Well then I'm taking her drink.

-Babe, where are you these days?  The people here are like a fart~~
-(  ~~~  )
-Yea!  Aw, that's cute!  No,  don't be embarassed, babe.
-(blushes )
-  Here, watch this!  I call it' "The Big One!"
-(blows her away)
- Children?

Hey cutie-pie, still ignoring me?
I'm trying im trying real hard
to let you go
we're not getting any younger