- I woke up. It was 4 am.

- Awoke from your slumber, yes.

- I got out of bed.

- Many people do.

- It was 4 in the morning. I walked out of my house.

- Now, did you leave the door open?

- I was shirtless.  I walked to my—

- Your jacket, of course.  It was chilly.

- Can you stop guessing, please? I walked to my truck.  Opened the trunk door—

- This was a different door?  Go on.

- I opened the trunk.  I started eating the cookies in the trunk.  

- Were you shirtless under your jacket?

- I didn't have a jacket.

- Fascinating.

- No offense, but can I see some credentials?

- My therapist's credentials are impeccable. 

- No, yours.

- Would you like me to recommend them to you?

- Your credentials or your therapist?

- Both.

- I gotta go.

- Take my credentials.  It's a beast outside.