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- I'm meditating...I can't believe I'm meditating!

- Shut up asshole, you just ruined it.

- What should I do?

- Stop talking...

- Should I count my breathes?

- I don't care, just shut up...

- I was at 4.

- Just stop thinking.

- Okay...but should I start the count—

- Shut up!  Okay, start over, and just focus on the count.

- Ok...

- Don't say anything else.

- Nothing else.

- Don't say anything...

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- I think I'm doing it again—oh shit, I just did it again.

- Start over.

- One breath or two?

- What?

- I count on the first or the exhale?

- A complete breath...then you'd be half-breathing—you wouldn't be able to breathe.

- Ok, I'll close my eyes.

- Don't close your eyes.  You're not trying to sleep.

- Ok...

- Stare straight ahead...

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- this is great...

- shush...

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- I love you, God.

- Will you shut up!

- I never thought I'd be meditating!

- You're not meditating—Stop crying...why are you crying?

- I'm so happy...I never thought I'd be meditating.

- You're not meditating—you're talking...

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- I keep seeing what I look like meditating...am I doing it right?

- I don't even know...

- I can see my eyes open...it's an out of body experience!  It must be...I need some lumbar support.

- Fuck it...it's too hot in the sauna.