Eatkhash as a server at Denny's 55+ Menu

- Right!  Be right back with your steamed vegetables.  Oh, of course, no salt. (mutters) ....you lady bat

Eatkhash as a supper-hour server at Jewish restaurant.

- ...and warm cabbage, of course!  Be right back with that for you! (mutters) ...you lady bat.

Eatkhash pulling over migrant workers in an old toyota truck

- All right guys, let's see the auto insurance.  ...Just messing with you!

Eatkhash as a cop

- Ma'am, now I'm going to put this to you bluntly: I pulled you over because you are a black woman in a high-end imported late model luxury vehicle, ma'am.  I have reason to suspect that you have a treasure chest of Tanzanian gems hidden in your vehicle.  Ma'am, I will ask you now: are you the mistress of a self-proclaimed president of an African country?

dear eatkhash

Some  mornings I think of you.  Through my days, you cross my mind, sometimes gentle, sometime humorous, and sometimes painful or daunting.  Once, I couldn't really do anything, because you couldn't make up your mind.  Now, I can't do anything for you, because your mind is set.

you're picking your nose and you turn around and someone's following along like they're watching a movie

A Richard Gere thriller/suspense.

EatKhash Hinkley Jr.

- What's that my love? ...you want to pick your nose?   ...Oh!  You want to hear my voice!

Woman, one of these days

I'm going to get tired of you, and I'm not going to do this anymore, no matter how much jo try to fuck with me, hear me now!

and where will you be?  Outside in the garden bombassuming about me with our daughter's schoolteacher who also used to be a liberal, while im inside our home, suffering from indigestion 

Babe, do you wamt me to kill President Ronald Reagan?  Cause I'll do it if it'll make you happy.