Eatkhash as a cop

- Ma'am, now I'm going to put this to you bluntly: I pulled you over because you are a black woman in a high-end imported late model luxury vehicle, ma'am.  I have reason to suspect that you have a treasure chest of Tanzanian gems hidden in your vehicle.  Ma'am, I will ask you now: are you the mistress of a self-proclaimed president of an African country?