- Do you know why I pulled you over?

- Cause you're having a bad day?

- Oh, I'm having a great day.  It just keeps getting better. Are you having a bad day?

- I'm adequate.

- Even Steven, huh?  That's good to hear.

- The name's Gilbert.

- I'll tell you what, Gilbert, I pulled you over cause you got no front plates.

- Oh, really?

- You don't believe me?  Do you want to step out of the vehicle and you can see for yourself?

- Oh no, Officer.  I believe—in fact, I just noticed one of the screws was loose and the other is missing—

- I bet—

- ...And I was literally on my way to the Auto Zone down the street to fix the situation—I have the plate right here as you can see.  You got to admit my luck, huh?  I should buy a lottery ticket today.

- I'll tell you what, since I'm having such a  good day, I'm going to let you go ahead and procede—

- Sucka!

- You're supposed say "Sucker" after I leave without issuing you a ticket.

- Oh—

- Here's your ticket.

- Right.

- ...You have yourself an even day.

- Thank you, Officer.

- Not a problem.