A day of deep reflection

- Who you gonna give it to?
- Methinks thus left shalleth she be gifted.
- Don't make the other feel bad though.  Give her one, too.
- Which one should I hit her with?  Can't give them both #8, I'll fall off the bike.
- I'm not sure, hold on...
- They're about to pass—
- Don't batter up yet.
- Hurry up, I'm gonna run into a pedestrian—
- Don't batter up! Get 'em on the ride back.
- I need the turn radius for the effect of 8 to jump on her.
- You've gotten so dangerous with that thing, one day some poor girl's going to hit her breaks and go full frontal into the air.
- That's why it's not for ponyboys.
- No doubt.
- I'll make like I'm swinging the bike in the lane then go full frontal with the blue eyed xenons, drown out everyone's LEDs.
- There's a chill—
- (both) But we ain't changed speeds!
- I can't hit 'em both though with that kind of spotlight.
- No, the other will be playing understudy.
- Why you don't want to go fifty-fifty?
- I'm working on the pedestrian with the three dogs.  But I want her to know I ain't going to be picking up no dog shit...
- That's going to be a dirty garden while you two are in the sack.
- I'll tell her on the ride back...
- So much tail on this trail...
- Watch this—
- Do her a 6—Ohh!
- Take it home with you, darling.
- You just took her relationship to church, stole its innocence, scarred it for life until it became born-again Christian.
- She's going to be a sullen date come supper.
- She'll corrupt the next one.  So what should I do with the doublemint twins?
- Well, you never want to short no options.
- Right, never leave any tail unturned.
- You want her to know that you're open to her, too...but not after the other.
- Not after she sees me hammer the other one.
- No one wants to be sloppy-eyed seconds.
- How 'bout I isolate her at the end, work on forgotten girl syndrome?
- You're not talkin...?
- Cinderella.
- Cinderella's not ready.
- She'll be ready on the ride back.
- The time lapse is different from car to bike.
- I can tweak it.
- The calibration was off during stretches—you'll be shooting all over the place.
- Beauty's only for artists to find.
- Hey man, I'm not doubting you—but it can't be done with two on base, you said it yourself.
- That's the beauty of it, I'll be zig-zagging so much with 8 Approaching, they won't know who I'm honing in on.
- So?
- Then I'll cut to a 4 on Callback A.
- Yea, you'll drop her self-esteem to a minimum she sees the spotlight Betsy's getting.  Seeing a 4 from the stands will shatter any cradle of self-worth.  It's been proven.
- No doubt.
- It's going to be the worst bike ride of her life.
- But Betsy's not going to get the 4, not all of it at least.
- Why not?
- Cause you're going to swing your LEDs in her face as I tailpipe Cinderella to the 4. 
- You're going to snapkick Betty?
- Just as she starts remembering why she hates her friend in the first place.
- Genius!  You'll save her life while Betsy's chasin' the tail end of a sweet dream.

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