- Don't steal my shit.
- Excuse me?
- You're stealing my stuff, my shit—my poems.
- I haven't stolen anything.
- Yea, cause I'm stopping you right now.
- What are you talking about?
- My poems. You're stealing my poems off of Facebook.
- Your poems? What the fuck are you talking about? I don't even use Facebook.
- You don't want to draw attention to yourself, that's why. You get on there so you can copy them; you check my page so you can copy and paste my shit.
- Your shit?
- My poems, you're stealing my poems so you can use them—You're stalking me.
- I don't care about your stupid poems; I don't even read poetry.
- Yea cause you're so busy copy and pasting.
- What the hell are you talking about? You're the stalker!
- You want to tell everybody you wrote them—You want to have sex!
- You're fuckin crazy! Who are you?
- I'm the best!
- You're crazy!
- You're trying to make money off me; you're a businessman. You're trying to make a killing.
- I'm not trying to do anything; you're insane. Leave me alone, please. I'm not trying to do anything with your poems.
- Except call them your own. They're not just poems—you're going to put on my plays, and have a gathering afterwards where your dimwitted friends can make allusions and have free cheese and wine. You network. You love cheese.
- Fuck off.
- My commercials—you know business minded people. They're raising capital!
- Leave me alone. (phone ringing)
- Who's that? They're pitching my ideas to the networks!
- If your ideas are so good, why don't you go and make a killing?
- None of your business—cause I'm too busy trying to contain your madness. You're ambitious!
- Why are you posting things up for everyone to read then?
- So everyone knows you stole them from me.
- Obviously, you're a lunatic. Look, leave me alone. I don't use Facebook—And that's so pathetic, posting your poems on Facebook. What are you, trying to get laid?
- You're trying—
- No one uses Facebook anymore.
- You want to make a splash with my—
- Shut up. Everyone's on Instagram.
- I'll kill y—Instagram? What's that? You think I can post my shit up there?
- Get away from me!
- (walking away) Everyone in this world is trying to steal my poems!
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