before the green light

- Wow, she even pulled up to let me know she's not going to let me in. 

- I hate that tension.

- Yea, me too.

- She must not like you.

- Maybe if she got to know me she might like me.  

- Let her know something great about you in time to let you pass—you gotta win her esteem before the green light.

- She's avoiding my look.

- Make sure it's gentle.

- I am, fucker—I'm trying to look humble.

- Ah, she's not looking.

- Well, she must really love the butt of that other car.

- It's her right not to look.

- Yea, her little sphere of influence.

- Maybe it's your cigarette hanging out of the car.  It makes you look abrasive and the smoke follows you in traffic.

- Is that your way of being subtle?  Take it in, my friend.  Let me tell you something—

- Open my window first.  Jesus, take the child lock off.

- She's hiding behind the Constitution, that's what she's doing.  Her little sphere of...privacy...and non-confrontational—

- Don't be racist. 

- She's the racist one!  It's probably my arms.

- I think it's the smoke all around you.

- Well you can't fuckin' smoke anywhere in this city!  Now there's signs in open lots.  I'm telling you, I think it's a conspiracy...by your type.  

- Yea, probably.

- What's it matter, she already pulled up.  She's in love.

- She's on a date with that car.

- They're watching a movie together.

- In a theater.

- There should be a softer, feminine word in low-brow language, where you don't have to call a girl a bitch for being such a...villain.

- Yea, villain sounds off for females. Witch?  Maybe?  

- Witch is cute.  One of my friends kept calling me when she knew I couldn't pick up, and I texted her, "Stop calling me, you witch."  I thought it had a little charm to it.

- Damn, no one let you go.  We're going to be stuck in this cycle, too.

- They must have heard the news about my type down the street.  

- Ah, there's no room for emotion or personal circumstance on the road.

- There's cars behind me—Fuck this.

- What are you doing?

- Getting mine.

- This one's right turn only.

- This is exactly what causes racism.

- You're blocking traffic, man.

- I gots to.

- Oh, this is bad form.

- I'm everything I ever hated.

- (laughs) This is embarrassing.  The people at the crosswalk—

- When the light turns green I gotta cut off the first car.

- We're right next to him.

- Is he looking?

- I'm not gonna look...

- (whispering) Turn green, damn you!

- I hate that tension.

- Just don't look at him.

- I'm not gonna.

- I gotta race him.

- They're honking behind.

- Should I wave? He honked again.

- We're beyond that now.

- (whispering) Green, damn you!

- They hate your type.