Chair Lounges back

- Before we get into anything, this project is wholly a personal one.  There's no business behind it, or plan.  I simply want to know that I'll never lose it as it is.  I need natural, and comfortable access to it; and its soul—its design—has to remain the same.  It started as a hobby—it still is—and I've been building it through the years.  It is the most important thing in the world to me, other than my loved ones; but more in terms of what gets me through life. 

- So I take it you don't want to dicuss fees first-hand, hourly paralegal web searches? I know, it's unsavory, but letters my administrative assistants process to Google, paperclips...things like that.

- Sonuvebitch lawyers...(sighs) All right, give me the juice.

- Right off, you made a whopper of an error telling me it's the most important thing in your life.  You don't know my fees, but I can tell you, it's no longer initial.  Oh, the thoughts that are flowing through my mind...Yacht! Now our retainers, we just stopped the presses; and my partner, he's already cutting down a tree.  Retainers, usually we use for medical malpractice cases, you know, during surgery, patient finds an elbow in his torso—but for you, sweet whooo!  Most important thing in my life, What Were You Thinking, my friend...

- I just thought, (head hangs) what if there's a power outage, Blogger goes down, world explodes, a digital catastrophe...I don—

- Sorry, what's that? (picks up phone) Hold on—here, talk to my newborns.  They'll whisper sweet nonsense to you. (Chair lounges back)  I'm going to buy two cities, make each of my children the Governor of the city—they don't know the difference between Mayor and Governor.  You can be on the City Council.  I might wear a robe like Ric Flair.