- Come on, don't hang up, Todd A.
- I don't know what else to tell you, kid. There's no fire and you're not providing much coal.
- I should have never hired someone named Todd A to be my blogs and delusions agent!
- You're only as good as your last post in this industry, you know that.
- Maybe you can get me into a commercial. We'll leverage it into a post. I'll be the husband, you find me a wife...like Scope:
Gee, I can't gurgle very well, honey.
There goes your porn career, I can say.
- Zingers? What happened to sit on them letters and make them bigger?
- Oh don't be so naive! The last oyster I had was on a weekend.
- Huh?
- Seafood is only delivered fresh up till Thursday.
- Whatever...and mouthwash? What happened to you, buddy? That's the fourth time this month you're recycling material—
- Fifth...(aside) sirunes.
- That ship has sailed with your Madame Bovary act.
- It didn't get me street cred?
- The street saw it.
- I used to google moogle her...
- The TMZ incident didn't help much either.
- Then I just googled her.
- Why don't you sublimate that energy into a letter?
- What is this, January?
- On second thought, you don't want to be a hamster on its plaything. You can wait till next year.
- Funny.
- Update her on your goings on each anniversary.
- Maybe I'll look for the Hemingway movie, try not to get worked up. I am Madame Bovary, anyway.
- Yea, see it with soft eyes.
- Don't patronize me, Todd A.
- There's only one Todd A.
- I liked the part he's standing, though. They got that right.
- The ego never fails for material. So what's the problem, cat?
- Dog. I don't drive much these days!
- I thought you said he was standing?
- Well at least he wasn't sitting!
- Maybe you could drive a cab for the time being, meet an interesting cast of characters.
- Can't smoke in there.
- You can get up and smoke while you're standing. Work yourself into a pace.
- What, am I going to write on the hood of my cab?
- Then you'll look more like Hemingway. Plus, you'll get some cash in your pocket.
- I get some cash, it's going to the Arabs, and you know it, Todd A.
- Ease up on how you say my name.
- Next thing you know I'm in the hole and they're saying I'm the head of ISIS. I gotta go check my pageviews.
- I don't know what else to tell you, kid. There's no fire and you're not providing much coal.
- I should have never hired someone named Todd A to be my blogs and delusions agent!
- You're only as good as your last post in this industry, you know that.
- Maybe you can get me into a commercial. We'll leverage it into a post. I'll be the husband, you find me a wife...like Scope:
Gee, I can't gurgle very well, honey.
There goes your porn career, I can say.
- Zingers? What happened to sit on them letters and make them bigger?
- Oh don't be so naive! The last oyster I had was on a weekend.
- Huh?
- Seafood is only delivered fresh up till Thursday.
- Whatever...and mouthwash? What happened to you, buddy? That's the fourth time this month you're recycling material—
- Fifth...(aside) sirunes.
- That ship has sailed with your Madame Bovary act.
- It didn't get me street cred?
- The street saw it.
- I used to google moogle her...
- The TMZ incident didn't help much either.
- Then I just googled her.
- Why don't you sublimate that energy into a letter?
- What is this, January?
- On second thought, you don't want to be a hamster on its plaything. You can wait till next year.
- Funny.
- Update her on your goings on each anniversary.
- Maybe I'll look for the Hemingway movie, try not to get worked up. I am Madame Bovary, anyway.
- Yea, see it with soft eyes.
- Don't patronize me, Todd A.
- There's only one Todd A.
- I liked the part he's standing, though. They got that right.
- The ego never fails for material. So what's the problem, cat?
- Dog. I don't drive much these days!
- I thought you said he was standing?
- Well at least he wasn't sitting!
- Maybe you could drive a cab for the time being, meet an interesting cast of characters.
- Can't smoke in there.
- You can get up and smoke while you're standing. Work yourself into a pace.
- What, am I going to write on the hood of my cab?
- Then you'll look more like Hemingway. Plus, you'll get some cash in your pocket.
- I get some cash, it's going to the Arabs, and you know it, Todd A.
- Ease up on how you say my name.
- Next thing you know I'm in the hole and they're saying I'm the head of ISIS. I gotta go check my pageviews.
No comments:
Post a Comment