- Have you lost your mind?  Roll up the window.  It's freezing.

- All right, don't pressure me.  I'm going to try.

- Roll it up!

- (window up) Wanted to talk to you about something.

- (warming hands with mouth) Yea, what is it?

- Well, recently you claimed I had turned insane on account of the weather—

- I knew it.

- That thereby hurt my feelings...

- I've had it up to this much with your lead-up questions to nowhere.

- Creating a string of sensations, all of which then proceeded to also toy with my emotions.

- There are 10 men I know off the top of my head—

- 10 men live on your head?

- That are better road trip conversationalists than you.

- Do you want me to pick them up?  

- Hell no, I'd never introduce them to you.  

- Big shot gets a job and now he has high profile friends.

- Hey, this is where I fucked Nicole Velasquez.

- Yea?

- Yea, right there.  In a smelly trailer in the back of this house.

- Their trailer was in the back of their house?

- Yea, but they took the back roof off.  Don't be stupid.  And the whole time I was fucking her—

- Were you naked?

- I was thinking, I can't believe I'm fucking Nicole Velasquez!

- Why, were you lying?

- Because it was Nicole Velasquez!  Everybody wanted to fuck Nicole.  I couldn't believe I was having sex with her.  

- Yea, actually, I've done that before, too.  I forget who it was...

- That's cause you're a virgin.

- Oh, it was my ex—well, I didn't say, I can't believe I'm having sex with my ex.

- That's a good one, too.

- Because she was my girlfriend at the time.

- Obviously.

- I was thinking, I can't believe I'm having sex with her!

- Yea, it's a good feeling.

- Who else have I done that with?  Oh!  Oh shit, nevermind.

- What?

- Nothing.

- What cocksucker?

- (laughing) Guess you already know.

- Yea, she was hot, too.  Way too hot for you.

- I know.

- But you weren't thinking I'm having sex with Jen.  You were thinking, I can't believe I'm having sex with Harry's girlfriend.

- You know, I wanted to tell you since we got on this topic...

- What?

- Well, this conversation is making me very uncomfortable.