- I grabbed your coffee.

- Thanks... I got piss on my knees.  Does it show on my jeans?

- You got piss on your knees?

- I was praying in the bathroom.  

- You pray in piss?  That's a new low.

- I needed to check in.  Get myself correct.  It's a new high, bozomafo.

- Can't believe you pray in piss.  I've prayed in rain before—Oh no, I called a cab.

- It had to be done. 

- People are such slobs.  

- Doesn't bother me now.  Flushed after him and everything.  

- You wipe down the seat?

- Of course.  Some girl might walk in afterwards and think it was me.  

- You know what tattoo I want to get?

- Huh?

- The Silence of the Lambs one.  Buffalo Bills's.

- That should give your skin some character.  It's pale enough.

- Once we get this wax done, I figure after I get inked, it'll be a good few weeks before all the hair covers it up again.

- Like ficus creeping through a decrepit room.

- Then when I'm in with some chick, I'll excuse myself and shave my chest real quick—then I'll come out with it!

- That'll drive her wild.

- Or chase her out of the room.

- I'm going to get one of my face.

- So she can see two of you in action, nice.

- It's not for sex.  It's for when I'm older.

- You're going to look in the mirror to see what you looked like when you were younger?

- That's why I pray.  I'm pretty narcissistic.