Hit her with #9, dude! Hit her with #9.

- God, this girl must have a really great boyfriend, if she's not responding to Sexy Stare #7...
- What?  Let me see—ohh.  We better congratulate her.
- Probably a saint or descended from royalty or somethin,' the head of Security for the Beverly Hilton or Kobe.
- I wouldn't doubt if it's a real life saint.
- No doubt.
- Hit her with #9, dude! Hit her with #9.
- All right—
- Watch out, let him pass.
- What about this one?
- Nah, she's compensating.
- All right.
- You're good.  Don't use both eyebrows this time.
- Okay.
- Ohh!  She's newly married!  
- They got both names on the lease and everything.
- See if you can make her reconsider it while her feet are in the water.
- What about the lease?
- I don't know—she'll think of something.
- All right, all right.  Shut up; I gotta concen—
- Watch the upper lip—
- I got nerve—
- Watch it!  You're swerving—
- It was a twitch!
- You're good.  Wait—
- What?
- Which one you gonna hit her with, 11 or 13?
- I'm gonna tilt 13 into 11—I mean, 11 into 13.
- The second one, definitely.  Hit her with the second one.
- Stop biting your nails; it's not gonna work if she thinks we're going to eat her.
- Yea.
- Wait.
- Huh?
- What if she thinks the best man...or the best man is going to...eat her?
- Huh?  Aw, man!  Now you're up in 26 terra—I told you we needed to clean up 23 through... She's gone.  Pull over, pull over.
- Fuckin' hesitation is like crumpled paper.
- You said it... Can you reach?
- Yea, I got it.
- Let's spread the notes out on the trunk.  
- So you can get run over while you're pacing?
- Come on man, I gotta see it all on a spread.  We're not going to be staring into each other's laps.
- All right.
- We gotta hammer out 23 through 6 before we get on the road again.  I don't want to end up having accidentally met a mother figure.
- Yea.
- All right, let's run through the basics.
- Stretch out—right.
- Hit me a 4!

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