Man, hit her a #4

- See any good spots?  It doesn't have to be a winner.

- Just tire shops and mechanics.  

- How did we end up here?  

- My bad.  I thought she had called an Uber—I didn't know she was having a baby.

- It's all right. Shouldn't be too hard to spot some low-brow grub.

- There's nothing around.

- Hey, that guy looks like he's carrying something.  You think that's...?

- It could be a box of pizza.

- Could be donuts inside.

- Could be a stack of paper.

- Yea, I could eat anything—

- Watch out!

- She almost hit me!  She would have if I hadn't...

- Pull up...you got it?

- Yea.

- Man, hit her a #4.

- All right.

- Ohh!

- She's sorry now.

- Oh, she's more than sorry.

- I'm not going to give it to her though.  I almost had to get a new paint job.  That costs money.

- Now she knows what she missed out on.  

- Gotta learn road etiquette, my love.

- There's nothing sincere about running someone off the road—Hey there's a donut shop right!  Pull in.  Asians make the best sandwiches.  We can watch the game if the Mexicans don't have the Hotspot on the big screen.

- Who's playing?

- The home team.

- Oh, good.  I hate the away team.

- We can get a couple scratchers.

- You seeing what I'm seeing?

- Hello...let's feel her out.  Hit her a 2 real quick, see what her situation is.

- Yea.

- Who knows, we might not have to go over single digits today.

- Hold on...

- Relax your mind.

- I didn't clean my ears today.

- You know horses have an innate fear of arrows?

- All right—It's coming...

- Ohh!

- Dude...dude...

- I know—

- (both) She hates her mother-in-law!

- She's not going to leave him though.

- I'm not asking her to leave him.

- You're not—you're not going to...? Ohh!  You didn't!

- I came up with it yesterday at the gas station when I went to see the clerk for a second receipt.

- One from the pump, one inside.  Genius.  An auditor's nightmare.

- I was just riding that wave of confidence.

- And she could tell. 

- She knew that I had somewhere to be, too.

- What do you call it?

- A 91.

- A Special Edition.  You get it down on paper?

- I laminated it. 

- What's the analysis like?

- Oh, well it's three pages right now, but—

- Oh, no; that's not going to cut it.

- I know.

- It can go in the book, but not for the Quick-Action Driver's Guide.  It's gotta turn like a Scientologist's law office if we're ever going to put one in every glovebox in the country.

- I'll give you a run-down inside.  It works on a few levels, too; theoretically, it could be applied during international travel.

- Right, so she'll know quickly you're not the schmuck who's still living in her life for years to come.

- Could be a key selling point.