A straight 9

- No, you gotta park at this angle.  She should only see the driver's side and but for a moment.  Under the right light the paint's black, turquoise and orange—Here's good.
- Like this?
- Well, this spot's ideal because as they walk out from the classroom, you can hit 'em with #3 real quick, just enough to daze her while I run out shotgun in case she wanders into traffic.  We don't want no road kill on our record, too.
- What if—
- And they can't see the right bumper or the railing memento from this side.
- What if it's a feminist course?  They can come out real pumped up.
- Trial and error, I guess.  You may have to switch back and forth from 3 to 6, slide or tilt depending on the sunrays or surroundings, but you can't jam it up.  No hesitation—we ain't gotta worry about no fender bender now—
- Just shoot to thrill.
- Maybe just her jumping on the car... And I could probably nail her with something to seal the deal real easy right there under the sunlight.  Take her to some souvenir shop nearby—I'll introduce myself, signify my intentions and feel out hers.
- Probably go with the straight 9, huh?
- Most likely, maybe there'll be a quick breeze; you can be working on some new calibrations we can tweak or add to the arsenal later.
- This could be a newfoundland for us.  
- Oh, no doubt.
- Tired of having to leave notes on parked cars.
- And new paint jobs...definitely 
- We're low on funds as it is.
- If we can perfect this—Well, we gotta, at least for now, since I ain't got no license anymore.
- Man, I thought you were hitting her with some potent angles back there.
- Yea, that judge was a tough one.  Can't believe the bailiff kicked you out—
Ohh!
- Hey, we can switch off after lunch if I start drawing blanks.
- You gotta stretch out, man.  Don't strain yourself.
- I'll ease up when I start feeling the tension.  I'm not back at full strength yet, but the game is out there.  They say it's like a sea, but it's more like a river.  
- It's either lay or get laid.
- No doubt.  No hesitation—let's do this.

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