Evan and Wooter go to Macys

- (Wooter) What are we doing here?  You getting your mom a present?
- (Evanlaughs)  She comes here a lot.  She's actually here right now...somewhere around here.  She can never find anything she likes.
- (Wooter) So why she come here all the time?
- (Evan) Were you listening to anything?  I said she comes here a lot.
- (Wooter) Okay, okay...damn, man.
- (Evan) When she's not busy.  It's the only place she goes, with my aunt and grandma.  It's her social life without my old man.  She wanted to apply for a job here.  But when she broached the idea, he turned it down.  
- (Wooter) So why we here?
- (Evan) Gotta freshen up my cologne.  There's my Spicebomb. (aside) No thanks; I'm cool.
- (Wooter) Oow, Number Six. (aside) I'm good.
- (Evan) Wanna sniff around the perfume section?   Lots of good beaver.
- (Wooter) Yea?
- (Evan) This time a season?
- (Wooter) Fahgettaboudit?
- (Evan) Ah, fahgettaboudit!
- (Wooter) Sounds good.
- (Evan) We'll say I'm thinking of something for my mom.
- (Wooter) Okay...maybe I'll say I'm getting something for mine, too.  Or no, my wife!  I might come across a specific type.
- (Evan) It's your fantasy.  Just don't get trapped and bust out your wad.  You can't buy anything for $37.
- (Wooter). Damn...I'll open up an account!  I can return it the next day.
- (Evan) You gonna ask her about the refund policy?
- (Wooter) Yea, that ain't sexed up.
- (Evan) Besides, what if she's here when you do? 
- (Wooter) Man, this shit's complex. 
- (Evan)  Follow my lead.
- (Wooter) Cool.
- (Evan) Hit me with the nasal.  Hit you one, too.
- (Wooter, laughs) My nose has been falling apart.
- (Evan) One time mine fell off.  Next thing I know, it was driving a Range Rover Sport.  
- (Wooter) Damn, these bitches smell divine.
- (Evan) Hey, that could be my future wife you're talking about.

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