- (Announcer) ...Coming down the ring, at a combined weight of 528lbs, the Tag Team Champions, D.P. & Bruiser.
- (fans) Fuckin' D.P. & Bruiser!
- (fans) You suck it, Bruiser!
- (Bruiser) No I don't suck! You suck it!
- (female fan) Not nearly as much as you, Bruiser!
- (Bruiser) Well aren't you a picture—were you always born this way?
- (Fan#1, with his Girlfriend) Hey, Bruiser, Bruiser!
- (Bruiser, to Fan#1) ...That fat puke down the row wants to have sex with your girl.
- (Fan#1) Good. He can. You can't—you suck, Bruiser!
- (Bruiser) No, I'm not the one who sucks, I'm not the one.
- (Fan#1) Lord ArchBishop's going to stomp on your face!
- (Fan#1's Girl) On his bottom!
- (Fan#1) Yea, on your bottom, Bruiser!
- (Bruiser) You brought your girl to see this bottom?
- (Fan#1) That is a good bottom.
- (aside, His Girl) Hey, you're really good at this. You having fun?
- (aside, Fan#1) Oh, thanks for bringing me out here, babe. Yea, you gotta dish it out with them. These guys do everything to entertain us, you have to make it lively for them cause they're out here every night.
- (Fan#2). Hey, you're the best, Boozer!
- (Bruiser) It's Bruiser, you twerp.
- (Fan#2) That's not what I saw on TMZ! There's a car backstage you can use to throw up.
- (aside, Fan#1's Girl) This is so fun! I'm glad I came out here with you, babe.
- (aside, Fan#1) Yea, Bruiser's my favorite—(to Bruiser) Hey, I fucked your mother, Bruiser!
- (Bruiser) Yea, you fuck dead mothers?
- (Fan#1's Girl) I dug her up, Bruiser, you terd, so my boy could fuck her!
- (Fan#1) I love you, babe—You're getting the hang of it!
- (His Girl) This is wonderful! Okay, what should I say to him?
- (Fan#1) I dunno but make it quick. Clothesline from Hell is about to come out—I can't wait to see his outfit.
- (His Girl) Should I say I like his dad?
- (Fan#1) Yea, say you love his dad! He'll hate it.
- (His Girl) Is he going to love it and act like he hates it—
- (Fan#1) Oh, here he comes!
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